- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Bläeghen-Fassybìll-No?cheb!

What's brown and smells like paint? -Poop. I don't know why it smells like paint though..

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

What do you call a black man in a suit and tie? Presumably affluent

Why did the cop hate black people? He was a racist.

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he!

Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Whats the difference between a bong and a nigger? My bong works

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally murdered 6's entire family.

A heavily drunk man walks into a bar and proceeds to die of alcohol poisoning.

Why did Kelsey run out of eggs? Horses don't have much sperm.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

Actually, Ylvis had a dog named Say. When he peed in the studio one evening, Ylvis said, "What the fuck, Say?"

teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

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