- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

What is white but you can't see it? A bottle of milk around the corner.

You can talk the talk - but can you walk the walk?

What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

So a blonde a, a red head, and a brunette crash land on an island, they all died within a week...

why did javonne choose club getaway madonna wanted to foster

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

What happened to the pleasure robot he pleasured someone in the pussy

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The rabbi survives.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

What does Santa give to a naughty child who wants coal for Christmas? Nothing, Santa doesn't exist.

Your moma so ugly she should go see a plastic surgeon.

A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink, then walks out of the bar.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far from its body.

Why didn't Johns book get published? He had dyslexia.

Did you hear the one about Helen Keller? Neither did she.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

What's long, hard, and contains semen? A submarine.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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