- Anti Joke

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Boner

I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

What did the racist white guy say to the black guy? "I don't like Asians."

How do you make a dead baby float? Two scoops of vanilla ice cream and two scoops of dead baby.

Fat? Jesse Z

Why did the serial killer need the knife? He needed to butter his bread

your mamma so dumb she makes frankienstien look smart

What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 and 7 are non-living objects and cannot show fear or anger.