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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

Ask me if I care. Do you care? No.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

what did the philosopher say, when he considered the transient nature of life in relation to ones own personal and egocentric grasp upon circumstance and purpose? massive erection.

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

Knock knock. Who's there? The bailiffs, we have come to take your house

What did the fork say to the spoon? To get to the other side.

Did u think that last joke was funny? Well this one isnt

What does a Somalian want for Christmas? Nothing hes Sunni Muslim and does not celebrate Christmas

Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

Why was little Timmy mauled by a bear? He poked it with a pointy stick.

Why did helen kellers dog committ suicide? You would to if you had massive clinical depression.

whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

Q:why did jimmy fall of a swing? A:Because someone threw a fridge at him

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

Your mamma is so fat that she is undergoing strict diet and exercise in order to reduce the risk of premature death due to health complications.

What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

What's sad about the Holocaust? Lots of men, women, children were brutally murdered in horrible ways.

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