- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can you tell if your roomate is gay? If he gets an erection when you have anal sex with him.

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

whats then difference between a jew and a pizza ? A pizza doesnt scream when its put in the oven .

Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

A neutron walks into a bar. The barman says, "for you, no charge." The neutron replies, "very funny asshole, you're just going to put it on my tab after I pass out."

your mama's so ugly, she suffers from chronic deppression.

Why is my phone bill so low this month? Because you have no friends.

Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

There once was a man from Madrass Whose balls were made out of brass This was incredibly uncomfortable and embarrassing for him. It also affected his sexual potency and rendered him infertile, Which drastically affected his ability to enter and sustain relationships with women.

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

Roses are niggas Violets are niggas I'm lil Wayne niggas rhymes with niggas

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? She's a woman

whats purple and attacks like a bear? a purple bear

what does a buttler put in a closet ? stuff.

What did I say to the joke? What? Correct.

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

Why was Mary's turkey dry on Thanksgiving dinner? Because she left it in the oven too long.

What is the weirdest way to get AIDS Having Sex

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Knock knock. Who's there? The mailman. The mailman who? Anthrax.

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