- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

How do you kill a black person? Make them skydive 10,000 feet in the air without a parachute

Why did the fat man cross the road? Because he felt that being overweight, he had to do something about it and go to the gym.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

When life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

What do you call a seedless pumpkin? A pumpkin.

Adam eats ginger nuts the fookin chicken

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

Your mommas so stupid she decided to go to night school to better her self. She got a degree in business and finance and is now a manager for HSBC

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

So my wife was in the kitchen, and I asked her to make me a sandwich. She agreed. I then volunteered to make her one. Lesbian relationships are amazing.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

What rhymes with milk...milf

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple You thought I was going to steal an anti-joke didnt you squidward

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

What did the man do with the naked baby girl? He put some clothes on her and proceded to lay her down for a nap.

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

I like school Said no one ever.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: Whats white and fluffy? A: White fluff

ure mama's so fat

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