- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A vulture gets on a transatlantic flight with a dead animal in each claw. The flight attendant stops him, and says "I'm sorry, sir, only one piece of carrion per passenger allowed"

Whats better than 7 babies tied to 1 tree 1 baby tied to 7 trees

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

Q: How many babies does it take to paint a wall?? A: It depends on how hard you throw them!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was trying to commit suicide through vehicular manslaughter and knew that the average human being would not be able to stop before it was too late.

Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender "Put it on my bill."

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Why did the chair fall off the cliff? Well it is an inamitate object so it did not move itself, someone must have threw it

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the black guy lose the race? He toke an arrow to the knee

A guy walks into a bar- he walks out of the bar because the beer was expensive and he didn't feel like getting drunk.

Q: What has no color, no shape, no size, and was born in your mind? A: The thought you just had about this anti-joke.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

why did the T-Rex eat the other dinosaur? Because it is a carnivorous animal.

Have you ever been to Uranus? Well I heard it's nice this time of year.

A black man walks into a bar. He paid his tab and couldn't have been more polite.

A kid finds a bag of heroine. He is a good Samaritan and asks the nearest junkie if it belonged to him.

whats worse than getting caught by a teacher for chewing gum? getting kidnapped by a giant hawk.

want to hear a yo mama joke sure Your dad

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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