- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

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What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

why is a peanut butter and jelly sandwich the same as a tub of fish? they are both food

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

What's worse than finding The Holocaust in your apple? Most things, because that's impossible.

What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

Why did the pirate have a peg leg? Diabetes

How do you know if an elephants been in your fridge? It's completely destroyed.

Donald Trump

Why did the deer stop running? It was hit by a car

whats funnier than a dead baby? many things. a dead baby is a very sad and tragic thing.

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

Studies prove that bald people have no hair?.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No.. Neither have they.

What do you call an iPod that doesn't work? An iPod that doesn't work.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

A horse walks into a bar and sits down on a stool. He orders a beer. He drinks his beer and leaves. Life continues on as it was.

Why did the African boy die? He was denied any antibiotics to heal his severe case of mono and AIDS, and was living on dirty water and dirt.

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

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