- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man steal change from the tip jar? he wanted another state quarter for his collection

What do you call a Fly with no wings? Dead.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

How does Batman's mom call him home for supper? Nothing. Batman's mom is dead.

Why does Joel's breathe smell?

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry man passes, takes a look at the muffins lifts his shoulders and walks away. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin was poisoned.

what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

Did you know that if you took all the elephants on earth and lined them up in space, that all the elephants would die???

Uh Oh you just fell, So, So I've got one thing to say to you, And what's that Don't fall it gets you down!!!!!!!!

"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

whats the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? babies aren't fruit.

Roses are read Vliolets are bloo I cant spell How about you

I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

Why did the jews get off the bus? Because i threw a fridge at it

whats the hardest answer ever? The one without a question.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to

Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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