- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

what would happen if every overweight person in america jumped at the same time? they would all get a little exercise.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the cow say moo? Cows can't say anything they actually make noises that humans interpreted as "moo"

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

How do get a cat to like you? Give it lots of love and attention

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Your momma is so fat, when she bent down to get a peice of wood, she fell down the steps.

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

when there's trouble lurking in your neighbourhood, who you gonna call? The local authorities.

A blond, brunet, and redhead were stranded on an island. With in a week they all died of starvation.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Some chocolate and a new DVD.

A guy walks into a psychiatrist's office covered only in Saran Wrap. He asks the doctor, "The strip of metal teeth is missing from the box, so could I borrow your scissors?"

Why did Gavin kill Harley. Because his voices told him to.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

What do you call it when Justin Beiber has sex with a woman? Sex

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