- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

What's brown and smells like shit? Brown colour. I'm synesthetic.

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

Word Problem Q.John has 32 candy bars. He eats twenty eight of them. What does he have now? A. Diabetes. John has Diabetes.

1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

You know what's funny? You can't spell manslaughter without laughter.

So a guy gets drunk and walks into a gay bar by accident He then yells I LOVE PENIS!!!!! everyone yells oh yeaaaaaaaaaa

james hedge is gay did you know if you look at him you turn gay

Women's Rights

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

i found waldo.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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why did the boys run from Michael Jackson? because they thought he was a ghost

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police. Come out with your hands up!

A: That's a catchy song! B: You know what else is catchy? A: What? :) B: Herpes. Awkward silence.

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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