Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, there could be several reasons. The sight of another chicken, its wondering imagination, but because chickens cannot speak, therefore, can never know the true answer.

It's red or yellow but most likely grey, and when its hit your eye you are dead? A train :)

A stipper walked into a club, though it was a golf club so she tripped and cracked her skull on it.The end.

What's black and white and red all over? Half a black face and half a white face after going through a blender

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

Ask me what my favorite color is. What's you favorite color? Blue.

What is the best joke ever? 1D

someone tell england that a depressed guy smoking a cigarette is not a movie.

What did thirty starving Jews fight for on the train ride to Birkenau? A crumb. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

A man walks into a bar and orders four shots. Before the bartender asks "If it really is that bad of a day". The man says "Yea I need this shit". The next day the bar is overwhelmed with police and investigators. The bartender had emptied a revolver in the tired business man's face and vanished.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You know most poems rhyme, This one doesn't

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

A black and a white man walk into a grocery store the black man buys fried chicken and the white man buys vegtables. The men both have different opions and enjoy different food groups.

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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