What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

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Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

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batman farted so hes retarded

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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How can you tell a baby lost it's voice? It doesn't scream when you staple it to a ceiling fan and turn it on.

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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