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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why doesnt Santa deliver presents to black children Because santa doesnt exist

How do you wake up Lady GaGa you set her alarm clock to a reasonable time

Why did Jimmy drop his Ice cream? He was hit by a bus.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

batman farted so hes retarded

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

My dog barks when someones at the door.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbi walk into a butcher's shop. The priest and the minister each by a pound of pork while the rabbi doesn't because one of the 613 Commandments is that a Jew shall not eat any animal with hooves.

People are like trees. When hit multiple times with an ax they fall down.

What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

What page are you on The gay page.

A blonde, a red head, and a brunette are on an island. Due to the law of averages, this isn't that unlikely or significant.

your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

What do you call a boy with no arms or legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

Knock knock Fuck off!

So a Mexican a Jew and a Philippino walk across the street What Happened? the border patrol shot them

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What is better than tissues? Correct!

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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