What did the man before he was executed? Nothing. He was already executed before he said something.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

HELLO EVERYONE

What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

What's the difference between a sewer pipe and a French fry? A lot

An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

I walk up in the morning feeling like pdidy who's pdidy grab my glasses out the door I have no glasses girl going to hit the city how do I hit the city ugh this confersasion is over song hmmff

knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

How do you get a one-armed man out of a tree? you wave.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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