Want to know how the dyslexic man with no left arm and no left leg? All left

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Why can't you get a bull to talk? Because it felt like beating the shit out of you and mounting you.

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what did the bus driver say to the black man when he got on the bus? nothing, carl has become very anti-social since his brother died

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Jim just got laid off at the office. He believes his life is going to hell, so he commits suicide. His wife then later was blamed for his death because they were having many arguments. She was sentenced to life and slowly rotted in prison for the rest of her life. Their children then are moved around from foster home to foster home and they grow up to be drug dealers.

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How did Jesus walk on water? Jesus is God in the form of a man, and he is the only human being ever with the ability to perform miracles

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Today i decided to burn calories, so I grabbed my lighter from the counter and put it in my pocket and proceeded to the treadmill.

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What's Great and Danish? The Great Dane Kane.

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what did one toilet say to the other toilet? i would love to flush u

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a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

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Yo mama is so hairy! Then only language she speaks is Chinese

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Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

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Why was the black man running down the street with a suitcase? He was late for work.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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HELLO EVERYONE

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what do you call a pie in a roll a roll and pie

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what did one worm say to the other worm? nothing. worms are incapable of speaking.

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How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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What's the difference between Marvin Gay and George Straight. They are two different people

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What do you call a Jew talking on a cellphone ? Well one should mind his/her business and shouldn't call people names and discriminate against them on religious or ethnic grounds .

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What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

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you can either take the test now or on monday. (hand movement)

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Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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