Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

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Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cuz he was black.

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What's the difference between a black person and a pizza? Pizza is a type of food.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

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What do a rubix cube and a penis have in common? The more you play with it the harder it gets.

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There was a scientist that was doing a social experiment with mothers and their children. The name of first kid was named candy because it was her mothers favourite thing. The second kid name was rose because it was her mothers Favourite thing. The last mother knew what was happening and said to her son "Come on Dick".

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Your feet are so big your gonna need bigger shoes.

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A black man walks into a bar with a lovely parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks "hey where did you get that Africa says the parrot...

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Mommy how come daddy went to the doctors today? Well sweetie, honestly daddy wanted me to shove things up his ass And I refused to so he went to the doctors so they can do it...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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whats sad about a bus full of blacks driving over a cliff? the driver was white

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A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

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To mama so old, she might die soon.

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"Tell me a joke" Tom says Your life.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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A penguin walked into a bar. Just kidding, it waddled at an increasingly fast rate.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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I read a haiku. It was honestly quite good. That's basically it.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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