Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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why did the chicken cross the road? he was stapeled to a cow and the cow got hit by a bus so they died.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

How did Helen Keller burn the side of her face? She didn't use enough sunscreen.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

When the poop hits the fan and you walk in with your pants around your ankles, it's a bad sign!

What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

Why did the girl fall of her bike? Because she got hit by a fridge!

whats fun about the governement's jokes? nothing, they are actually serious

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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