- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8 knifed 10.

Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

A Christian and an atheist are in a bar. Neither one knows the other's religion and they continue to drink.

Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

steve walked into a bar, what happened next? A: He fell down.

This is a shovels and rakes conversation. No hoes allowed.

Two tomatoes were crossing a road when one of them got hit by a truck. The other said, Carrot.

How did the boys sunglasses fall off his face? He was drop kicked.

What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

Q: Do you know what you can make when you have enough cents? A: Dollars

Roses are gray, violets are gray. I am a dog.

Roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers the middle one is for you.

why was kade sad? he shit himself

why did the monkey fall out of a tree?? a snail threw a refridgerator at him

what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

What do you do to a brain dead man to get his money? Pull the plug.

why is the sky blue? because your mother blocked your computer to meatspin.com

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side!!!! lolooloL!OL!olO!LO!Lo!l!LO!L!O11P!lOL!oO!l

What really killed the dinosaurs? ME!!!

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