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Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

What did little Ben's mom give him for Christmas? Nothing. She died last month

If bananas are purple, then what color are oranges? I am not going to tell you the answer because this joke has no significance whatsoever.

What did the man say to his doctor?

Whats alive and drowning? your new born baby you just threw in the river

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

On Friday the 13th,My cat turned into a dog.

a blonde takes 1 hour to swim 100m of breaststroke.

How do you drown in a tea cup? You find a big enough tea cup.

what's blue , and you can urinate on it ? a rim block.

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Your mom is so ugly, Ew.

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

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Whats Barack Obama's favorite number ? 7

What is worse than 10 babys in 1 garbage can? 1 baby in 10 garbage cans.

What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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