- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than rotten eggs? Being dead.

What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was probably a cold day.

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

what is worse than gay sex wiping your ass with sandpaper

What do you call cheese that you don't own? Cheese.

A blind man walks into a bar, bystanders help him up.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

What did Goldilocks ask the Three Bears? Nothing, bears are aggressive mammals and killed her before she could speak.

A Black Man Walks Into an Office For A Job Interview. The Meeting Goes Very And He Soon Has A Very Nice Steady Job.

Where do cows go on the weekends? The slaughterhouse.

Q :Why did the girl fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He was at Victoria's Secret and he wasn't watching where he was going.

Q: How do you make a plumber sad A: you kill his family lolololololololololol

Why did the jewish family move? Their house burnt down. They lost everything and was tragic

why couldn't the boy talk? Because he was dead

What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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