What's black and white and red all over? I don't care I have AIDS

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Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

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A turtle walks into a bar. The bar tender says "what will it be?" the turtle doesnt reply because its a turtle and the bar tender is sent to a mental hospital for talking to turtles.

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What is worse than getting a cold ? Finding a dead baby in your mailbox

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Why did the black man go to jail? He stole some rice.

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What happens when you fire a machine gun clip into a jew? You are convicted on first degree murder, and most likely sentenced to jail because you can't afford a good lawyer. Orange jumpsuits are uncomfortable.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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How did the man die? He was killed alive.

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What did the Taliban teenager strap on his chest before getting on the bus? A blue rubber dildo.

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What was funny about the Halocast? Nothing, thousands of innocent people died

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Have you ever seen the movie called "The Tourist"? No

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joe galasso from plainview ny

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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An American, a French man, and Jew were all in an airplane about to skydive. Their skydiving instructor comes out and says, "I'm sorry, there seems to've been a mistake and we only have two parachutes." The company refunds them, and they, while reasonably disappointed, agree to reschedule the lesson.

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Why was Cinderella so bad at ball? Isn't that sexist, making assumptions about Cinderella's sports capability when you have never seen her play sports before (because she is a fictional character) and then asking why this is true when you have no proof that it is in fact true? But I would guess the correct answer is (if she is bad at ball in the first place) that she never played ball before. Think about it. Why did you have to ask this question at all? Isn't it obvious?

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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Whats worse than the death of a celebrity? An anonymous person posting a joke on this site.

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What did the rugby post say to the tree? Good evening George!

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Bob: Do you know the difference between beer and women? John: No Bob: Oh

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? A second one

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If you go to a restaurant and you have more food on your plate then someone who is obese, you KNOW you have too much food.

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What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

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