- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of lollipop? unknown.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

What did the the White blood cell say to the bacteria? Nothing. Its a cell. It goes through phagocytosis.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

What do you call a blind guy in a library? Kevin. Unless his name isn't Kevin.

Knock knock Fuck off!

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

Knock Knock. Please stop peddling your religion on my doorstep. .

What do u do when u hear about a smart Blonde. Cant think of anything? Exactly

What separates man from animal? Divorce.

A squirrel walks up to a tree and says: "I forgot to store nuts for winter, now i am dead."

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: An Elephant was sitting on his face

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

Why do people make fun of Laquesha? Because she's white.

A man walks into a bar and is slowly tearing his life apart. maybe because he is drinking poisonous acid instead of beer

What did batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

How do prevent a nun from walking through a revolving door? Put a spear through her head.

Whats the difference between a Mexican and a bench? a bench is a structure designed for sitting and a Mexican is a person born in Mexico.

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