- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

What did the young man's clothes smell like after a long night of partying? Laundry detergent, it was quite pleasant

how do you find will smith in the snow? look for his teeth

A bar walks into a man. No, firstly it wasn't a man and secondly the bar didn't walk in. The pedophile just slid it in and sodomized the poor boy.

What's worst than being stung by a bee? being stung by two bees. what's worst than that? The Holocaust. What's worst than that? being stung by three bees.

whats the differnce between madalin macan and batman?...batman returns

What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

What do u call something that's sticky and in a stick form? A glue stick :)

Roses are red Violets are blue The other color on our flag is white I'm an American and rhyming doesn't matter

Your momma is so fat, she doesn't have a birthday. She has a birthweek.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

Q. What do you call a headless boy in a river A. A headless boy, in a river.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

What did little Timmy get for Christmas after he was diagnosed with leukemia? A gift card to Bed Bath and Beyond because he was interested in redecorating.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, FUCK, MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

my penis

What did the farmer say to the other farmer? We are both farmers.

Why couldn't Bobby attend his friends wedding? He was struck by lightning. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Bobby

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

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