Why did t chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock, knock. Who's there? The chicken

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? Anal

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roses are red, no one gives a shit, get back in the kitchen and bring me my chicken dips!

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

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Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

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What happens to a fish with no fin on the right side? It repeatedly swims in circle.

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Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Wayne Rooney's face and intelligence.

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Q. What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A. Cancer

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Why did the baby die? Because I refused to feed it.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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What can bankrupt people buy? Free stuff.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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Q:what do you get when you get when you cross a dog and a human A: a human-dog hybrid with AIDS

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. Everyone gathered in the bathroom to watch the fight. The challenger asks the opponent, "Hey whats that one thing you say when you let the other person win?" then the opponent says, "I give up?" The opponent yells, "I win!"

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"My father walked out on me." "Oh that's strange because I saw him yesterday and he had no legs."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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