What do you call a zebra with no stripes? A zebra with no stripes

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chicken brains are not as large or developed as human brains, therefore preventing the chicken from making a logical decision, leading to it crossing a road with heavy traffic and eventually being run over by a semi.

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How do you stop the London riots? - You employ a a highly effective police tactic to diffuse the crisis as quickly as possible.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch! He stepped on a piece of a shattered bottle from a bar fight. Don't worry, though, it was just a little cut and he felt fine after a few beers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Dandelions are weeds

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Chuck norris doesn't make his own butter he roundhouse kicks the cow and the butter comes straight out.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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What is life? Paul.

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how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Where did Mary go after the explosion? Everywhere.

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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What's worse than being short? Being a Tutsi in 1994.

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What happened when the boy got caught with his hand in the cookie jar? He gets shot in the face by Santa.

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An Anthony eats a juicy pickle.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Q: Why shouldn't you walk under a ladder? A: Because it could fall on top of you. Be a reasonable human being and just fly OVER the ladder.

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Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

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Your momma's so fat: She regrets not making the most of her youth whilst she was still attractive.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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If life gives you lemonade.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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