What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

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Yo Momma is so fat, she often chooses to take the elevator instead of the stairs.

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How do you steal from a sushi buffet? You say please.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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"When there's something srange, in your neighborhood... who you gonna call..?" The cops

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What's long, dark, and smelly? The unemployment line.

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Knock knock who's there Betty Betty who?` ` my grandmother who passed away 2 years ago dont talk about her that was

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123 f*ck off

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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A Jew walking in the street sees a homeless person asking for charity. He reaches to his pocket, grabs a penny, greets her with a nice smile and gives away the penny.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft.

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I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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What do you call a dog with no legs? What ever you want, its still not going to come.

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

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Why did the girl throw away her hairspray? Because she realized the harmful contaminants emitted from the nozzle were expediting the deterioration of the ozone layer thus contributing to global warming.

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A guy says to a palm reader "You look like you've seen a ghost. Palm reader replies "You've got cum on your hand."

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"Ask me if I'm a tree!" "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Knock Knock Who's there? Jim Come on in!

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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Chuck Norris.

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How do you get a drugged man, a giant sombrero, and a guitar into a Chuck-E-Cheese? You take multiple trips.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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