- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A horse walked into a bar. The bar was part of the fence he was enclosed by.

A man walks into a house, and the next day was taken to the hospital for a minor concussion and a possible vision deficiency.

Q:what do u call a dead baby tied to my feet? A:new shoes

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

Who didnt visit the orphanage this year? Mom...

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Q: How do you catch a squirrel? A: Throw a fridge at it

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

"HEY DUMB FU** THIS STUFF IS SUPPOSED TO BE FUNNY!!!" SAID SIMON COWELL!!!

How do you get a dog to stop humping you? Pick him up and suck his dick.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

Obama = ebola

If rocks were people, what would you call a bunch of marble rolling down a hill? Rocks don't have the ability to be people.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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