- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So, a man walks into a bar. Suddenly, the universe around him cracks, unable to sustain the weight of infinite potential punchlines. He tumbles through an empty void amongst shards of his broken reality.

Seriosly. too much sex again?

When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

Why did Maggie shit herself? Because she saw her son.

Q: What did the Jewish man say to the Muslim man? A: Hello, how are you today? Nice weather we're having, isn't it?

what starts with b and ends with b? The bomb i just planted in your house.

Knock knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who? Doctor Adams. You called me about your father's stroke.

A man walks into a bar. He then says "ow".

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black person on a bike? Its probably your bike.

Why did the asian man crash? He fell asleep after a long 18 hour day of driving, plus he was listening to soothing soul music.

Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

What did the cat say to the other cat? Meow

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a smoke dectecter, You died in a fire

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

Bob: I have a funny knock knock joke, but you have to start it. Joe: Ok. Knock Knock. Bob: Who's there? Joe: Uhhhhhhh Bob: Exactly.

What is funny? Your football official having a heart attack

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

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