a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

Yes

Q: a black man and a mexican are in a car. Whos driving? A: The mexican. They're going to the bookstore to get some books.

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion? You don't have to cook an onion to eat it.

Wanna hear a joke? Women Voteing. -Austin Conradt

wnna here a joke, toby limbers playing basketball

What's the difference between an airplane and a cantaloupe? What? Wow your a dumby head.

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

A man took a crap. . . . It felt amazing

knock knock who's there? me josh! come in.

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Gods like Santa one day you'll get to the age of reason and see how dumb you were

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

How many fairies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two, but I don't know how they got in there.

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Violets are blue and/or violet Roses are red so's my blood, see?

roses are red violets are blue polar bears are white grass tends to be green

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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