- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

A man walks into a bar and orders two shots the bartender then picks up his shotgun and gives it to him

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Roses are red Violets are Blue Let's just screw

Knock knock Whos there? Knock knock Who's there? Knock knock Who's there?! "is anyone home this is Helan Keller"

Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

What is mary short for? Mary had an accident with a semi-truck and had to get both of her legs amputated.

What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

How do unwed mothers celebrate Mother's Day? The same way all mothers do.

Why did Superman cross the road? I dunno.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

Why did the Taxi crash? The cab driver was trying to remove the frog stapled to his face.

What did the orphan do on his birthday? He burned down his orphanage, he hated the place because he was severly abused.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To try to get the antidote for his dying baby chick.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato.

For 10 cents a day you can feed an African...they eat pennies.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

Detroit has a low crime rate

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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