When life gives you Pure Filtered Water, Sweeteners (High Fructose Corn Syrup, Sugar), Lemon Juice from Concentrate, Less Than 0.5% of Each: Natural Flavors, Citric Acid (Provides Tartness), Modified Cornstarch, Glycerol Ester of Wood Rosin, Sodium Hexametaphosphate and Sodium Benzoate and Potassium Sorbate and Edta (to Protect Taste), Red 40 Make Lemonade.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

A man came home from work and said to his wife im going to kill u

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the chicken cross the road .... The traffic light turned red

thumb_up thumb_down -6

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

thumb_up thumb_down -6

why did the bear cross the road? to get cream cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

thumb_up thumb_down -6

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

thumb_up thumb_down -6

What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

what do you call 10 black people in a red car? overcrowded

thumb_up thumb_down -8

How do you make a clown stop smiling? hit him with an axe

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

A man walks into a bar and then, after a relatively short period of time, walks out of the bar.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Q:Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest lawyer and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a hundred dollar bill. Who gets it? A:The old drunk, of course; the other three are mythological creatures.

thumb_up thumb_down -8

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops