What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

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Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

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If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

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What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

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what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

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A man walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this!" The doctor replies "That because there's a knife in your hand."

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He who laughs last gathers no moss.

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why couldnt the african child eat enough food? he didnt have a mouth.

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Why did the Jew lock the chest? Because that's where he was hiding the body.

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Crime in a hen house. All hens killed. Police found the suspected fox quickly and asked him if he have done it. No - he said. But it was him.

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A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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Wha'ts the difference between Justin Beiber and a piece of hot muff garbage? Fart triscuits.

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A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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Why didn't susie use the jump rope She had no arms, replied carl No, susie doesn't like using jump ropes replies the mother

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A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What did the Banana say to the human. Nothing, because bananas are not capable of talking

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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How do you start a riot in Mexico? Roll a penny down the street.

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Q: What's DNA? A: The National Dyslexic Assosiation.

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where did little Suzie go after the bomb went off? Everywhere.

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What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

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