- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why are pine trees green? A: Because of the green pigments in the leaves known as chlorophyll which are used to capture sunlight.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

I once was an adventurer like you. But then I quit.

What did the doctor say to the seriously ill patient? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

Roses are red violets are blue. I'm falling in love with you.

A chink walks into a bar. She is spotted by the secret police and instantly deported. Vote UKIP

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? What do you mean what's the difference?!?! One of them is a fucking elephant!

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced by the man with a gun.

A guy dared his friend to jump off a bridge for 10 bucks. His friend, fearing for his life did not jump.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Can yas all stfu SBBBBBBBBBSBSBSBSBSSBBSBSSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBSBBBBBB

Knock, knock. Who's there? Your parents are dead. And happy birthday!

Your mom is so ugly that she had self-esteem problems and severe depression as a teenager due to merciless bullying due to her looks, however she overcame this, found a man who loved her for who she was, and then married him. She now lives a happy life.

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

So Bob walked into his house after a long day at work and layed a rope on his bed. A few hours later his wife came home and found a beautiful tire swing in their backyard but her husband shot him self in his throat.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.. And IDGAF!

Children and bretheren, stinky cheese Stinkyy cheeeese. Like this or you will smell stinky cheese in your bedroom

What headphones does the farmer use? He is going through a financial struggle at the moment and cannot afford such a luxury.

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