- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the little boy with a terminal illness get for Christmas? A gun

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

Why did the cow fall Cause a fat kid pushed him over

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

What's faster than a Nascar Racecar? My thoughts. -Juanita

Why did Michael Jackson retire from basketball? Michael Jackson never played basketball, but was nonetheless one of the most successful musicians to ever live.

Whats worse than getting broken into by a robber? Looking at Obama

What did the jew say to the black man? Nothing they were in a mall that got invaded by evil trees.

How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

God saw himself. Finally, proof.

Why did the woman make so many sandwiches? She was a mother catering for her child's sporting event.

What did Dmitri say to all his friends? Nothing he has no friends

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

What is the difference between an Australian and an Ethiopian? One is from Australia the other is from Ethiopa

why Is the teen's sock crusty? he stepped in the glue that his little sister was using for her art project.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Q: What's black and blue and is all over Timmy's mother? A: The bruises his father gave her when he came home drunk.

What happens when you get caught inside a tornado? You don't, the debris around you will most certainly kill you before you get close to the tornado.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was being chased by other cannibal chickens.

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