why did benny go to the 4th grade school nurse? he had a massive erection.

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What does the ship say when it's cold? Shiver me timbers

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whats worse then getting a bad present on your birthday? dying.

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Friends are just like trees. They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe.

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Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

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Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

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THE LOVE SHACK IS A LITTLE OLD PLACE WHERE WE CAN GET TOGETHER!

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what happened at the end of the korean marley and me? dinner

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how many girlfriends does robert dupra have? none becomes his sister doesn't count trololololol

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Q.How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb? A.1

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what did the red rock say to the blue rock? Nothing. Rocks can't talk.

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what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

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Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

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whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

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What's hotter than a woman who is face down and ass up? A woman who isn't tying her shoes.

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bunnies are fluffy just like yo mama

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Whats long, green and falls out of trees? A canoe. Why did the old man fall out of the tree? He was in the canoe.

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What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

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so a man walks into a bar and Cancer

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A bar walks into a man... The man begins screaming uncontrollably as the corner of the building is inserted into his anus. Brick by brick, the bar forces its way inside the man's ass, as blood begins dripping down his legs. The man knows damn well it is impossible for such a large building to be contained inside him, but he grits his teeth and forces his ass open wider. His ribs break, his lungs collapse, and his now lifeless body is stretched into the shape of the bar. The bar is almost entirely consumed before the man's skin gives way to the bulging pressure...with an explosion of blood & organs, the shredded remains of the man are slung-shot around the lot where the bar formerly stood. The bar, now soaked in a mixture of blood & organ fluid, reflects upon the failure of its experiment. For the next attempt, a man of far greater fortitude must be used, so that his body does not burst so easily. Only then will it achieve its dream of becoming the first bar to walk into a man.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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