- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is better than a Beer? Two Beers.

You know what's good for shoulder pain? If you ice on for 20 minutes then off for 20 minutes repetitively three times a day

PENIS that is all

What's worse than a fly in your soup? Cancer.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They all gone.

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

why was the kid laying in the middle of the baseball field? he was shot in the face then mauled by a bear.

a guy walks into a bar.. ouch

Who kills babies? A baby killer? No. I do.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because numbers, like people, are afraid of all things bigger than themselves

How do you kill a retard? Give him a knife and say "who's special?"

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

Tilt your screen back .

Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Walt disney Walks Into A Bar, The Bartender says "WOAH ITS WALT DISNEY!"

Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

ROSES ARE RED, VIOLETS ARE BLUE, I OFFERED YOU SOME CEREAL, MADE OUT OF MY DOGS POO BY VICKY AND RENATA WOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

How do you get a woman to stop nagging? Smack her in the face.

Why did the black homosexual blind man want to go to the comedy club? He enjoys a good laugh

what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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