Why did the chicken cross the road? Systemic oppression.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Who is the fastest kid in AA? Alex Solomos

women are like buddhist shrines, you don't piss on them

My jeans

What's funnier than Tom Cruise laughing like a badass? Chuck Norris

Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

A man died.

You remind me of something What? Monday Why? Nobody likes you

Q: What happened when the rich man got married? A:His wife stole everything he had and left him a cold and broken man.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

I remember the last words my grandpa said before he kicked the bucket. I bet I can kick this bucket. He missed and had a heart attack.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

whats harder than nailing a dead baby to a tree? my dick wile i do it

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

why did the cow cross the road because he wanted to go to the mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I was raped when i was little.

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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