- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe

The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

Why did Jimmy fall off of his bike? Well, he was always known for his lack of balance.

What's the difference between michael jackson and casey anthony? Michael jackson's dead.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Watching your mum get sandwiched by two black guys...

im passing this on from a friend: 2 blondes walk into a building, you think one woulda saw it,

like this or you will die at some point in your life

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Don't count your eggs before you put them in a basket.

A man walks into a boar. The tusked beast accepts his apology.

What did the kid with cancer get for his birthday? Nothing he didnt make it that far

Why did blonde cross the road? She needed to get to work.

What did the dead man say to his best friend? Nothing.

How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? That's not funny.

What do you find at a black guys yard sale? A bunch of reasonably priced items since he comes from a low income household.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

A mother is sitting with her son at the park. A nearby man suddenly breaks into uncontrollable coughing. The mother leans over to her son and whispers, 'Smoker's cough.' The son never takes up smoking.

Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there happened to be road in the vicinity of the fowl and the odds of the bird crossing it is very high.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

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