what is the opposite of underpants? overpants

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—Conversation started today— My God, why have you forsaken me? Seen 6:00 PM

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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What do you call a orphan with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Scrood

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Atheism

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What do we call Osama? Osama

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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awkward moment when someone pretends to be Mr. Bear and stuffs up his own joke

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Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

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Whats the difference between a muslim and a christian? They believe in different things.

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What did the man say to his friend when he beat him in a game of billiards? Good Game.

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Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

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Guess what?..... I once saw a black man who had a job that wasnt on work release........

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why did the girl cross the road? no one knows because she was hit with a car and died on impact.

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What's the difference between a pile of rotting shit about to be re-heated in the microwave and Kevin James's new movie "The Zookeeper" ... Nothing.

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Man goes to doctor, says he's depressed. The world is bleak and hopeless and life just isn't worth living. The doctor thinks for a second then smiles. "Treatment is simple he says, the great clown Pagliacci is in town. Go see him, that should pick you up." The man bursts into tears, sobs hysterically like a child, "But doctor," he says. "I am Pagliacci."

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Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

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What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

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like if your cool

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What do two zebras look like next to each other? Two zebras

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knock knock come in ok!!!!! ur an elephant oh ya i guess im not suppose to talk!

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I f*cked your mom last night and she liked it. 8====D~~~~

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Whats more fun that a hooker - her mother

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Anti Joke

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