What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

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What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

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Ask me any question. Okay, what is your favorite color? I refuse to answer.

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whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bucket 5 are alive and eating the others

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Roommate 1: I want to make food but I'm not going to Roommate 2: Why not? Roommate 1: Because I'm tired and lazy.

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One day, 2 people were gonna fight after school and then the final bell rung. The fight began and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing you say when you don't want to fight anymore and you let the other person win?" The other guy says to the challanger, "I give up?" Then the challenger yells. "I WIN!"

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if you are reading this your wasting your time

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what did the mother say to the banana? I'm going to eat you like your father.

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A man in a wheelchair walked into a bar. No he didn't.

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What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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Where did Sarah go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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'l give you a nickle to tickle my pickle i'l give you a dime to take you time

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Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

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Why did the man answer his cell phone at 3 AM in the morning? Because his phone was ringing and was probably waiting for an important phone call

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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Why didn't the policeman stop the bank robbery? He wasn't there

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Why did the jew save his money? Because his wife has cancer and the radiation treatments are very expensive.

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Why can't Jeff drive a car? because he is a rock.

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What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Why is there a man painted green throwing forks at me

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Why couldn't jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

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Is this the Krusty Krab? Nope, Chuck Testa.

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star wars kid

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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did you know helen keller had a dog? neither did she....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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