- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

I still remember the last thing my grandfather said before he kicked the bucket. He said: "Hey, I wonder how far I can kick this bucket."

Roses are red Violets are blue I've got to say I hate you!

What do you call a prostitute with morals? Ironic.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the chicken cross the playground. He didn't. chickens are unsanitary to have in schools

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Nock Nock Whose there? Your mom. Stop locking your door.

Why did the man cross the street? Because he had to go work.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Holocaust jokes are in bad taste, Anne Frankly I won't have any of it.

What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

Q:How many dead babies fit in a bathtub? A:It depends on the bathtub, but if all of them were the same size, babies also differ in size and sometimes shape. If all bathtubs and babies are the same, the number would be 1, because every baby will be as big as the bathtub.

ah-ah. the proper response to an anti joke.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

What did the gay black man say after JFK was shot? Wow thats really sad but I have such an appetite right now so i should probably go to eat.

When the going gets tough... Commit suicide.

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