What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

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I'm going to rewrite history. History.

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A: Knock Knock B: Who's There? Person B came down with a serious case of amnesia that day and can't remember who anyone is.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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knock knock whos there. no one your hullicinating, heroine is hell of a drug

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Q: what comes after 69? A: 70

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Little Brianna has a special body part. That's why I kidnapped and sexually assaulted her.

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Q: What did the police officer tell the man without a shirt on? A: Put a shirt on.

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What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It escaped.

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Why can't a T-rex clap its hands? It's extinct.

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Why couldn't the Muslim eat pork? He didn't have a tongue.

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When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. Well, that's going to be some horrible lemonade if life doesn't also give you water and sugar.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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Knock knock Who's there? Dave, I've got a fucking gun. Let me the fuck in.

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What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always so happy? Probably becuase he's a highly succesfull multi-million dollor recording artist with 26 grammys and 1 oscar

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A man walks into a bar the bartender looks at the man and says "Hey son you wanna make one hundred bucks?" the man looks at the bartender and says "Im not your son."

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What did Anne Frank say to the German Officer? Nothing. She had to keep quiet in a cramp attic in order to survive.

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What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

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What do you call an elephant mixed with a rhino? A freak.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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What's black and blue and is scared to death? the kid in my trunk

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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