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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What do you call a man with a spade stuck in his head? An ambulance, he may be in need of urgent medical assistance

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs going down a mountain? A: As good as dead.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. YO YO YO I F U C K YOU ALL!

Two guys walk into a bar. They have drinks, pay for them, then get into a car crash killing a mom and her daughter returning home from selecting a wedding dress. The wedding is canceled. Rate This Comment 0

Q: What drug did the addict do at the Grand Canyon? A: None; after years of battling substance abuse, he came to realize the social, financial, and health consequences had significantly degraded his quality of life, and was appalled by his bad decisions.

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Whats long and black and goes around corners? The unemployment line.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

How did Whitney huston die? By eating a turkey sasandwich and then put a car jump starter in the bath tub.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

Sometimes while i am play my music loudly in my apartment my neighbor knocks on the wall He is slowly losing his grip on reality and believes the wall is a door

This is an anti-joke. It is not funny because "anti" means the opposite of something.

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was the lemon wearing a blue shirt? Because its red shirt was dirty.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

What happens if you're caught strangling a purple leprechaun? You are taken to a mental institution because you have schizophrenia

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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