womans having rights.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

flashback 2010 bears vs. packers vs. bears- why did'nt the packers want to go to soldier field? because they didnt want to pass another 6 flags!

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

Officer i'm dot nrunk, beriously you gotta selieve me!

How old is victor? Half past dead

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

Her hair was fine, her scent was great, now show me your fucking ****.......please

I have an idea! You leave.

What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

Whats the leading cause of death Life.

-What do you call a dog with no legs? -Call it whatever you want, it's not coming!

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

time to spruce up!

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What did the fat girl mean when she said, " last night was amaziing?" that pizza pie you shared was very well crafted and baked

whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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