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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

Knock Knock. Who's there? A cannibal. What? You are about to die and be eaten. Asshole! i will murder you first!

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead.

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

In Soviet Russia, you drive the car, fill it up with gas, and park it. Just like in America.

Why did the man have a really short temper? HOW THE **** SHOULD I KNOW???

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Elise's parents have four children. The first's name is April, the second's name is May, the third's name is June. What's the fourth children's name ? July. Elise is adopted, and thus does not count.

A man walks into a bar. He buys something.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

A husband and a wife were having a conversation: Woman: Why is the baby on fire? Man: I dont know. Woman: BUY ME SHOES!!!!!!

A boy spilt his milk on the floor, and then cleaned it up before his mum got home.

So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

Q: why did the white man buy a burge A: cuz he was hungry

What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

What's the difference between a ferrari and a penis? I don't have a stash of ferraris in my garage.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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