- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

whats white and sticky? a white stick

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

Why can Randy Moss Jump so high? Because he trained to jump high.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's red and every where? A bloody soldier who just stepped on mine.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What brown and squishy? um um um um melted kit-kats

Three Jew begin to walk down the street, they then pursue walking and purchase many goodies from vendors.

why did the kid fall off his bike he had a serious illness which made it difficult for him to play sports

Q: Why was the child sad? A: because a doctor was taking bullet fragments out of his chest.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

The other day I was talking to this guy... Nice guy

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

Why cant Helen Keller drive a bus? Cuz she's dead!

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