- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Why did Susie fall off the swings? She had no arms. Knock! Knock! Who's there? Not Susie.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

What is white and long? A New York winter

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q. Why did little suzy fall off her swing? A. She dosen`t have any arms. Knock knock. Whos there? Not Suzy.

What did the cheerleader get for christmas? Money, because she's a stupid w hore

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What do you call a chicken with the head of a shark? A genetic anomaly.

Two kids are playing basketball. One says to the other, "FAILMUFFIN!" The basketball flies out of bounds.

. . I am a whale

Vagina (Note: If you are gay just move on by.)

Jack: Hey, you know what sucks? Jill: Vacuums Jack: Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense? Jill: Black holes Jack: Hey, you know what just isn't cool? Jill: Lava?

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

what did the boy say to his mum when he got home from school nothing he has no tongue

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

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