Why do midgets wear condoms? To avoid unwanted pregnancies and sexually transmitted diseases.

I'm a vegan thats why I am still a Virgin.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

Whats a six letter name for black people? Friend.

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

why did rosa parks get moved to the back of the bus? she didnt call shotgun

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

Did you know that Claire Seiter likes to drinkapplseiter? No. Oh well she does..

Why did the black guy die... Herpees he didn't practice safe sex

What's worse than the Holocaust? A worm in your apple.

Why did George Bush climb the Statue of Liberty? I'm not sure, as this incident is not covered in any of the myriad books written about his administration.

What's big long, harry, and has glowing eyes? I dont know. Its under my bed. PLEASE SEND HELP!!!

Q: How do you stop a black man from drowning? A: Quit peeing in his mouth.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What do you call a woman with two black eyes? Irish sunglasses

the man walk in to the shop and brought a pet nothing

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

How do you make a pool table laugh? You cant it is'nt a living thing which means emotions.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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