- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people have white palms? Genetics.

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

What do tigers dream of when they take a tiger snooze? Mike Tyson

a black, mexican, jewish, and white man fall off a cliff, who landed first ? all at the same time, they all died and there familys sued the clifff and commited sucicede

Hay is for horses and other hay consuming mammals.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What's worse than being hit with a falling brick? Being hit with many falling bricks. -ilikecrepes97

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What's white, black, red, and flies? An airplane pilot with a battleaxe driven into his head

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

A Black Child just received his ivy-league diploma and hugged his dad.

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Why has 8 wheels and costs more than a Lamborghini? Two Lamborghinis.

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? You can't unload one with a pitchfork

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

My grandma's star sign was cancer, and it was really ironic how she died, actually... She was attacked by a giant crab.

how do you wake up a really old man? you dont, he's probably already dead.

Why was the man attracted to other men? Because he was gay, and that is typically what happens when people are attracted to members of the same sex, and it is as natural as a man being attracted to women.

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